some important stills from punk’s last non-bald match before the haters tied him to a lamp post and shaved his head as payment for his unforgivable sins
sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher
You see that one? He’s called the “heel.” He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it’s not real and he’s actually very nice. When he says “I’m going to break you in half” you don’t have to be scared because it’s pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they’re playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
the appeal of eddie kingston is that in one breath he will say the most haunting and poetic shit imaginable that will stay with you for days to come and then in the next he’ll be like “you step one foot in yonkers and I’ll kill your dog brutha fuck you and your mother”
